SURVIVAL OF THE FASTEST
SURVIVAL OF THE FASTEST
Not even the nimble fly can outmatch the speed of the RYOBI hedge trimmer. Not that it preys on flies. But sometimes collateral damage is unavoidable. It’s survival of the fastest out there after all.
We open on a fly perched on a stick.
VO (David Attenborough-like voice):
Propelled by intricate neural pathways, the common fly possesses remarkable swift reflexes.
The fly quickly takes off and lands on a leaf.
VO: It is in fact, the fastest reacting creature in
the entire animal kingdom.
The camera steadily zooms out
VO: Meaning there’s quite literally nothing it can outmov-
The narrator is cut off as an object too fast to discern suddenly takes out the fly.
Cut to reveal it’s a man casually trimming his
hedges.