IS THAT ... A GOLF?
IS THAT ... A GOLF?
Many young, affluent men seek the status and recognition that comes with driving an instantly recognisable car.
We’ll show a series of scenarios where, despite the distracting and ludicrous things occurring in-frame, the Golf is still always the thing that gets noticed.
We open to two young men sitting and talking between themselves on a bus stop bench
The camera zooms in on the pair. The crocodile has its arm resting on the window. It locks eyes with the two men and gives them a small nod to say hi.
VO: The new 2025 Golf is here.
Let’s go for a drive.
SFX: Volkswagen sting
A car pulls up to the traffic lights in front of the bus stop. Robert Irwin is behind the wheel with a crocodile sitting calmly in the passenger seat.
We cut to a close up of the two men with shocked and dumbfounded faces.
“God James, is that a…is that a Golf?”
Radio 30”
SFX: Sound of a car driving with Kath and Kim’s distinct voices heard.
Kath: OOOHHHH KIMMMM, I love this one, turn it up a little would ya.
Kim: Geez alright mum, give me a second, this d**khead’s cutting me off. *Leans out of window making
her voice a bit quieter as she yells* “HAVEN’T YOU EVER HEARD OF A QUEUE”
Kath: Oh I’ll do it myself then
SFX: ‘Total Eclipse of the Heart’ slowly increases in volume
Kath & Kim: *both singing off key* “It’s a total eclipse of the heartttttt”
Kim: Well what are you little freaks looking at?
Boy: Hey James, is that a… is that a Golf?
Kim: *Scoffs* can’t believe he didn’t notice my new do, this is 3 hours work at Just Cuts, sweetie
Kath: Oh puh-lease
SFX: Sound of window going up
VO: The new 2025 Golf is here. Let’s go for a drive.
SFX: Volkswagen sting